When you take a shot at picking up a hot chick but your buddies know there's know chance in this universe
Johnny's going for an astroshot
The act of driving like the dukes of hazard
That crazy bastard it dukenit down the highway
One who douches everything
Yo, don't be the conversation sterilizer
One who sticks his dick in anything that moves
Johnny is a swizzle Meister. He'll fuck anything
That guy is an organ carpenter. He widdles fake dicks out of wood
One who enjoys having sex with fat chicks.
Yo, johnny is a swine hopper.
He never goes after the thin ones