plump finger

The act of finger fucking a chick because your finger is bigger than your dick

Dude, you should plump finger that chick.

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new hampshire bumpkin

One who is born and raised in new Hampshire and has never left the state......ever.

Hey did you know johnny is a new Hampshire bumpkin ?

Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.

aardvark ass

An ass that has been waxed clean of hair

That chick has aardvark ass.
She waxes her ass
Not even baby hairs on her ass

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googlynose

A huge nose you can see right up the nostrils into the sinus cavity

That dudes got googlynose. I can see clear thru to the back of his head.
Watch out if that fucker sneezes

mongoose nipples

Big ugly gnarley nipples

She has mongoose nipples

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meat baseter

One who jerks their meat

Johnny's girlfriend is out of town for a few weeks. I guess he gonna be a meat baseter

stink load

After you eat a lot of garlic and blow a load on her face. It stinks like garlic

I blew a stink load on her face