redneck

poor white people with a dirty trashed house. they hate black people because most are better than them.

how to tell if your a redneck

you own at least 1 shotgun and keep it with you at all times

you cheat on your fat wife constantly

you have sex with a relatives other than your wife

youve killed at least 1 black man for "tresspassing"

you have a confederate flag hanging somewhere

your pets are not ones found at a petshop other than a dog

you bought a horse, cat, or dog at least once for food

you recieve a visit from child services once a month

your family van is actually a pickup truck

your home is full of ants

you have accidentally shot someone while shooting cans and never paid fines or even went to court

your neighbors regularly complain and call the cops for drunkness, filthy lawn, or annoying behavior

black neighbor: hey you, stop shooting at my house for practice

redneck: yall better get away nigger before i kill ya and hang you in a tree boy

black neighbor: fuck you white trash

(redneck shoots him)

redneck: BOYS, I JUST CAUGHT DINNER FOR TONIGHT

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