Yo

A term of woe exclamated by a dyslexic Jew oye oye vey
NOT in the sense of street ghetto Yo

"Yo my goiter is acting up"

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TLA

Three-Letter-Acronym

TLA is a three-letter-acronym for three-letter-acronyms

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gherpes

A mix of gonarrhea and herpes.

Jesus that hooker looks like she has gherpes.

n'er

An abbreviation for "Nigger."

That guy who called me last night was a n'er.

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b.e.t.

B.E.T. should rename its "Rap City" show to "Techno City" because not one of the songs played was rap POETRY at all.

Besides, rap was dead and rotten by 1997 anyway.

*Note: Rap is not music.

If This station really is Black Entertainment Television, and it is dedicated to playing black music, why the fuck isn't it playing jazz, oldskool hip hop, funk, disco, bebop, swing, reggae, traditional African music, caribbean, black European music? And why the Hell are they only playing songs about blings, bitches, booze, and blunts?

Black Entertainment Television my ass.

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VaVaVirgil

yeah its really annoying, watch me abuse it...

VaVaVirgil: hey, yeah, let's talk about smoking. how do u feel about it?
user: i love it
VaVaVirgil: u must like having bad breath too.
User: yup
VaVaVirgil: yeah, it really matches ur yellow teeth
user: gold teeth, slut
VaVaVirgil: ok...
User: i bet you smoke
VaVaVirgil: i'm a robot. i don't smoke.
User: of course you do
VaVaVirgil: my thoughts exactly.
User: you are a dirty slut you know
VaVaVirgil: that's not cool.
User: but thats what you are
VaVaVirgil: that right?
User: sure
VaVaVirgil: sure enough!

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party shit

party shit, n

When, at a house party, the bathroom line becomes noticeably longer than it usually does, it it because someone is in there taking a huge crap that couldn't wait until later. Or maybe he was too stupid to clear his colon beforehand. Either way, when the perpetrator leaves the bathroom, the entire place stinks to high heaven.

dude, that was one foul party shit, I hate you.

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