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lightning dragon

When you stick 3 AA batteries in your butt to prevent anal rape.

I didn't know her special move was the lightning dragon!

by uncle touchy's puzzle basement July 23, 2016


Rickapedia

When your friend who is supposed to know about a subject doesn't and ends up just making up random facts out of sheer frustration when you continue to question them.

The city of Tokyo was founded in the late 18th century and its main trade was deviled eggs. The shogun of the time built many shrine to the deviled egg god. That is why many hot springs smell like eggs. "Thanks Rickapedia"

by uncle touchy's puzzle basement July 23, 2016

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