brake pedaller

Anyone who constantly feels they have the need to use the brakes on their cars.

Mostly,
-old people
-cautious drivers
- the occasional drunk

These types of people use the brakes anywhere where:
-there is no traffic light
-there is no stop sign
-there's nobody around (See brake nazi)
-on the fast lane of major highways (i.e. I-95)

One other way to spot this driver is that they:
-never follow the speed limit (they drive 45 in a 50)
-they're have a lot of cars behind them
-they drive either a "fuel efficient" car or a duster
-are probably lost

tips to get past them
-just cut a lane over when you get the chance and have your foot to the floor when you pass.

Jimbo: "Damn man, can this guy ever pick up the pace. WHY THE HELL IS HE ON THE BRAKES!?"

Nate: "Dude, Calm down. It's a brake pedaller. we'll pass him when we get the chance."

teacher's pet

-one student who spends majority of their time fantasizing about work with their teacher.

-a student who visits a teacher everyday after school to help instead of ask for help
- one who raises their hand at every question and answers in run on sentences.

there is this kid in my biology class who is a teacher's pet. he cannot shut up. he runs to the class after lunch and seems to always be raising his hand.

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dorito craze

at any random time. suddenly after, eating a meal, playing video games, surfing the web, food shopping, even getting high off of mari. you suddenly have a huge craving to eat doritos.

GETTING HIGH
Guy #1: Dude, has it hit you yet.
Guy #2: Nope, Nothing. You?
Guy #3: Holy Shit! I have the munchies for doritos
Guy #1: yeah I'm getting that too.
Guy #2: I think where hitting the dorito craze

FOOD SHOOPING
GUY #1: Yo, you get the food
Guy #2: yeah
Guy #1: alright, you got the booze, the chips the punch...
Guy #2: OH SHIT! I NEED TO GET THEM DORITOS!