Rural Dictionary

mackem

When God sends people to the human beings to the North East of England, he sorts them into two groups, Geordies and Mackems, or sane and insane, or straight and gay, good-football-supporters and shite-football-supporters, etc.

What do you call one mackem on the moon?
A problem.

What do you call two mackems on the moon?
A bigger problem.

What do you call all the mackems in the world on the moon?
Problem solved.

by undisclosed March 1, 2004

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Your a sweet and nice person.

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by undisclosed November 3, 2003

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Meakin

1. White teacher who teaches Japanese in a school.
2. A Language teacher who goes through dictionaries to tell his/her students what a word means.
3. A language teacher who has the worst mood swings on Earth.
4. A language teacher who gets pissed off at random things.
5. A curse;
6. A type of disease; often have some mad mood swings.

1. What the Meakin is that!
2. Oh my lord, that ~ is some Meakened up shit!
3. A: B, are you alright? You seem to have a Meakin syndrome.
B: I know, I cannot control my feelings, I think I'm
becoming a Meakin.
4. Please, do not Meakin around.

by undisclosed June 18, 2006

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