Belfast

The centre of the know universe and the unknown universe for that matter.

Capital of Norn Iron (Northern Ireland)

Visit Belfast and you won't want to leave.

Leave and you will want to come back.

Best bits: Ulster fry. It will stick to yer puddins like lead and keep ya goin all af tha day like.

Belfast, Belfast, wonderful town
It doesn't matter if your skin is brown
Belfast, Belfast, I love you
If you're outta work you can get the brew

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Larne

Medium size town some 15 miles north of Belfast.

It's dull and boring.

Thousands go there everyday but find it better to get on the Ferry to Scotland to protect their sanity as any more than 15 minutes spent there can lead to suicide.

Larne, aaaagggghhhhhhhhhhhh...

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Galway

Large city on the west coast of Ireland. Set in one of the most beautiful parts of Ireland.

Populated by bogmen and farmers. Mostly filled with drunken scallys at the weekend. This group taken up about 25% of the total population. The other 75% consist of vodka swilly Polish layabouts.

Go into any cafe and you are more likely to be greeted with some sort of eastern European language rather than the local Galway drawl.

At various times of the year fesitvals are held in the area. This only serves to attract more vodka and Guinness swilling crackheads and the even more dangourous and annoying "The Dublin Fourset"

This group live in the Dublin 4 postcode area and think they own the whole country. Easy to spot because they speak with a false English accent and usually have 100 kids all dressed in riding gear even though they wouldn't know what a horse looked like if it came up to them and said, Hi there, I'm a horse

Don't even try to drive in Galway, it's worse than driving in Naples.

Almost as expensive Dublin. When the locals speak of "Ripe off Ireland" it's not with ironey or sarcasm, it's with a sense of pride.....

Ga Ga Ga Galway!!!

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Sprick

Belfast name for the common stickleback found in lakes, rivers, ponds and dams.

Hey Jimmy, I gat a wee jam jar and a wee fishing net, wanna go down the wats and catch some spricks.

Naa, thanks all the same Paddy but me da's takin us up tha Ballymena ta see thon sheep shaggin contest

Fuck Jimmy ur a lucky bastard, me da never takes us anywhere good.

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Feinian

Term for Irish catholics only used by those who cannot spell the word correctly, FENIAN.

Stupid person: Gerry Adams is a Feinian.
Educated person: No he's not, he's a Fenian.

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yella man

Confectionary product produced in Northern Ireland and sold mainly in Ballycastle at the aul lamas fair in August

mmm, thon yella man is cracker.

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Cracker

Good fun. Something funny as used in Northern Ireland and made famous by comedian Frank Carson.

thon's a cracker

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