Flies Graveyard

Square, flat bun with two pastry layers and sweet mince in the middle and sugar on top.

Found all over Northern Ireland and loved by old and young alike.

Givvas two flies graveyards doll.

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Cracker

Good fun. Something funny as used in Northern Ireland and made famous by comedian Frank Carson.

thon's a cracker

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Orangeman

Stupid Northern Irish protestants who can't spell the word families but insist on spelling it familys.

Orangemen remember the battle of the boyne, fought in 1690. They have marched on the 12th of July for many hundreds of years commemorating the victory of William of Orange, a protestant Dutch prince, over the catholic, Scottish King James.

The only time in recent memory they did not march was during the two World Wars. The reason for this was because they didn't want the Brits to see that they were all hiding in their houses and to afraid to go to war and fight for their country. Unlike the catholics who signed up in large numbers to fight the Germans.

See that usless pile of shite shaking in his boots, that's a typical orangeman.

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KGB

Kincora Gay Boys. Referes to a sex scandal in Belfast some years ago at a boys home.

Did ya hear about thon KGB scandal up the Newtownards Road. Yeh, was all over the news like, bloody KGB

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Falls Road

A 3 mile long road in Belfast, Northern Ireland stuffed to the brim with dole scroungers, smelly unwashed bastards, terrorist cunts, millies and spides, kids who don't know who the fuck their da is, females who walk the streets in their pj's and slippers at all times of the day.

No major boys schools on the road because they don't need education as they only aspire to signing on the dole, stealing, drinking and mugging people weaker than themselves.

Wear a tie on the Falls Road and the spides are sure to kick your head in coz you look like a fucken queer boy.

My brother is going out with a millie from the Falls Road, the eejit can't string two words together and thinks the PIL is a band formed by Johnny Rotten after the Sex Pistols split. He needs his head luckin at going out wer thon one.

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Lithuania

Small Baltic country formally part of the USSR.

Flat and un-interesting place. Not so many Lithuanians there as they have left in vast numbers to better themselves in countries more developed than their own.

During WWII Lithuanians actively helped the Germans rid their country of Jews. For this reason you will not find many Jews there today. This is an event in their past they would like to keep secret but sadly it is a fact.

Lithuanians have little of interest to say. The national sport is basketball but this is rapidly being taken over by leaving Lithuania as the national passtime.

Lithuanian, don't go there unless you have nothing better to do.

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Moycullen

Moycullen, a village 7 miles north of Galway.

Overpriced rents, the worst fish & chips to be had this side of Cullybackey.

Inbred, everyone knows your business and the business of everyone else.

Good points: easy to avoid.

Moycullen, avoid it like you would avoid a good dose of the runs.....

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