Bastard Tart

1. A delicious fatherless pastry.
2. A delicious pastry filled with fatherless children.
3. A fatherless slut.
4. A horrible tasting pastry

Christ Alyssa is a Bastard Tart.

Shut the gay up...BASTARD TART!

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iPod slut

A person who over uses an iPod that does not belong to them.

iPod Owner: Dude, you are totally slutting my pod.
iPod slut: Nah, I'm not.
Passer-by: Well thats what you get for leaving your iPod alone with an iPod slut.

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Giggleicious

(Adj.) - A person or thing that make you giggle.

"Dylan Moran is giggleicious" - Mikey

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Brandon

An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!

Derived from Brandon "BAM" Margera.

Fred: Dude, I just got major Brandon.
Ted: Brandon shows up at the most inconvenient times.

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PBE

Pointless Bored E-mails

A term used for e-mails written by people at the height of boredom and then sent en masse to everyone you can think of, often found in the deepest reaches of teenage inboxes.

"Spesh, stop sending me PBE's"

Moe: How many PBE's do you send a week?
Jase: Depends on how bored I am.
Moe: Sounds like fun....FREAK!!!!

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