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White people

Statistically the least racist, most tolerant people, who somehow receive insane amounts of hatred from ignorant bigots who think that they're "woke" because they watched Roots.

Idiot: I hate white people! How messed up do you have to be to invent slavery?
Person with actual historical knowledge: Did you know that the word slave actually comes from the word Slav? And that slavery was practiced in Arabic countries for thousands of years, while the USA only had slaves for 89 years? And that white people were the only people to abolish slavery completely? And that Africans sold each other to whites?
Idiot: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by unespectedinquisition June 8, 2018

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Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators

The most powerful roast of all time. Unlike the others, this can only be used when all other resources are exhausted; it does not skip places in the hierarchy. Will beat both hierarchical roasts (your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt and your ancestors were incestors) and non-hierarchical roasts (your granpap a trap, your sister a mister etc.). Only susceptible to the eternal no u.

Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: Hah, basic- your dad lesbian
Person 1: Pfft, weak, your granny tranny
Person 2: Don't make me do it
Person 1: Go on ya pussy
Person 2: your family tree lgbt
*Person 1 and all his family are sent to hell and the galaxy collapses in on itself*
Person 1: *comes back from death* You think you've won?
Person 2: I have. Your ancestors were incestors.
Person 1: Nope. Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators.
*the universe explodes*

by unespectedinquisition June 8, 2018


Thom Yorke

The type of guy to downvote his own post

Thom Yorke: *downvotes*

by unespectedinquisition June 8, 2018

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