Dancey

The fizzy feeling you get inside of you that makes you wanna dance, dance, dance (:

1. When I won the bet, knowing I had just gained 50 bucks made me feel ever so dancey.

2. When you're at a rave, you can't avoid the feeling of danciness inside of your tummy.

3. You're so adorable, you make me feel dancey.

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Zigger

A zebra that's more black than white

Charlie: So are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes?
Jessica: I don't know, but where's the white on that one?
Charlie: I don't know, it must be a zigger.

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tvm

Thanks very much. (Internet speak)

Junior:: Hey, I like your profile.
Missy:: TVM (:

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pedofail

A pedophile who always fails miserably in his/her attempts to attract children.

Old guy: Hey... how's about yall visit me sometime for some popsicles... age doesn't matter to me... I just love the children...
Kids: Err... no thanks (Whisper) What a pedofail
Other kids: Twat

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Shitsense

Nonsense, or something really stupid.

Stop talking shitsense and tell me what happened last night!

Alpha-bomb

Similar to the f-bomb, but when you get so damn pissed you use as many cuss words you can think of, in as many spaces left in the sentence physically possible. A delicate and imperssive art. Alpha-bomb battles are the best to listen to (:

Daniel: Damn man, Fran dropped the whole alpha-bomb on me last night.
Tom: What'd she say?
Daniel: Something like, "Fuck you fucking fucker! Go fucking fuck your fucked up fucking mom! Don't ever fucking fuck up my fucking life a-fucking-gain, fuckface! Now fucking get the fuck out of my motherfucking house, which you've fucking already fucked up al-fucking-ready! FUCKER!"
Tom: Damn. Harsh.

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Salon Fruit

The meaner way to say "a gay male who spends a lot of his time at a salon." This also applies if he works there.

That salon fruit was checking out my dad when my mum was getting her hair done...