P.O.I.

“Pull Out Incentive” similar to birth control, but from the male point of view. An inconvenience caused by a baby or small child likely to convince the adult to avoid making one of their own.

This baby’s vomit on my shirt is some serious P.O.I.

Catch a bus

An excuse to get out of a sticky or unwanted interaction, in truth, to smoke weed; often with real friends.

"Hey Sam, I haven't seen you in forever!"
"I gotta run and Catch a bus!"

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bless it be

A universal energy of putting your upmost faith into the universe’s hands.

i am divinely guided guarded and protected by spirits of the highest love and light, bless it be

SR

The abbreviation for "Swiped Right;" referring to swiping right, a.k.a.: liking someone's profile on Tinder or any of the various different dating apps.

We both SR, so why play games?

We both SR so keep it 💯

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