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Satellite's down

Someone asks you a question hoping you have the answer, when clearly the answer would require access to technology.

Question: What is the distance to the moon.

Answer: Wait, let me think--sorry, Satellite's down.

by unkillbilly June 9, 2018


gravedigger

Inhaling a substance (recreational drugs) so deeply into your lungs that when you die, no matter how many years later, there is still a microscopic amount of smoke left in you lungs from that one monster hit.

"Aw, man, that gravedigger I did at your brothers house was so bad ass, my lungs were screaming 'house fire!'."

by unkillbilly December 27, 2018


Black and Tan

Named for the practice of taking one hit (inhaling) of marijuana concentrate in a dabs rig, then immediately taking a hit of G (crystal meth), without exhaling the first hit.

"That dude from your home town taught us all how to do Black and Tans, and I thought my lungs were going to crawl out of my chest!"

by unkillbilly December 27, 2018