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Jeb

Someone who's always lost. 5'10, white, skinny, pale. Jeb loves to stare at people. He is desperate to understand what is going on around him, but is always confused. Poor Jeb. He is popular and has many girlfriends.

babe, what's jeb doing?
he's looking at a tennis ball

Who's that guy staring at me?
Jeb. He's autistic

Who's that guy staring at me?
Probably Jeb. He's autistic.

by unluckydog May 30, 2024


Josemanuel

This guy looks like he just walked out of a "how to blend into the background" seminar. With his generic haircut that screams "I let my mom cut it," and that blank expression, he's the poster child for default settings. He probably spends his weekends mastering the art of doing nothing, while claiming to be an "aspiring entrepreneur" with zero follow-through. His favorite pastime? Staring into space, contemplating absolutely nothing. If he were a flavor, he'd be plain vanilla – reliable but ultimately forgettable. You can almost hear him saying, "I don't know, whatever you want," because making decisions is just too much effort.

Who's that pedo over there?
Oh Josemanuel? Dude he's a kid

Who's that pedo over there?
Josemanuel. He grew up, and now's he's meeting an underage girl and brought her cupcakes.
Lets catch Josemanuel
Nah he's fast as fuck
Curses Jose!

by unluckydog May 30, 2024


kipshaya

Chubby black guy, 5'5 with full beard. He tries to suck his own dick but doesn't quite have the flexibility. Spends most of his day on instagram reels and is funny. He's also a meme dictator. Loves to make up random stories in the group chat and usually gets kicked out.

who's that fat dude in the corner?
Oh him? that's kipshaya. he's looking at silly dank memes.

Who's that fat guy in the corner?
Probably kipshaya

Who's that fat guy in the corner?
Kip. He's thinking about smurf cat

Who's that fat guy in the corner?
Probably kipshaya

by unluckydog May 30, 2024