army proof

To make something Army Proof, you take something that is idiot proof, and make the instructions even more explicit and harder to fuck up.

The MRE heating pack has instructions telling you to lean it on a "Rock or something"

The Claymore mine has "Front towards enemy" written on the front.

These are just a few items that have been made army proof

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I'll give it a crack

Australian Slang. Means the person will try their best.

John: "Jim do you think you could assist me with putting together this wardrobe?"
Jim: "I'll give it a crack!"

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