Battlefield 3

A back-up plan for those who lack skill in the famous Call of Duty series and hope for a fresh start in the FPS genre of video games.

Person 1: Hey, are you gonna pre-order the next Call of Duty?

Person 2: F*ck that! Call of Duty is too unrealistic and takes too much individual skill! I'm getting Battlefield 3, the trailers look pretty and I'll have a whole team to help me out!

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clothered

When something valuable or easily broken (e.g. cell phone, game controller, game case) is on the floor and covered by clothes in such a way that misleads you into thinking it is safe to step on.

Tom's new video game was soon stepped on and cracked after being clothered.

Avoid leaving dirty clothes on the floor; you never know what valuables could be clothered by them.

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