Niggius Prime

Leader of the Niggabots. Can transform into a red combine harvester.

Niggius Prime: Niggas, les blow this hoe!

Barry Steakfries

Quite possibly the most memorable mobile game man that has ever been on an electronic device. He has carried the mobile game industry alongside many others. Most notably, he owns a jetpack that can shoot fucking bullets.

No other words needed.

✓ Has recreated the Shaq Eating Chicken Wings video.

✗ Cannot make steakfries or any sort of french fry dish.

yo dude, you play Jetpack Joyride?

yeah, i'd gladly smash that Barry Steakfries guy.

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guy typing on a 1990s computer

one of the several gifs you see next to "define a word"

go do your homework, seriously.

guy typing on a 1990s computer: types on a 1990s computer

2100

The year predicted we cannot turn back climate change. If world governments do not act sooner in a combined effort to reduce carbon emissions by putting forth better farming techniques and planting more vegetation, the world very well may become a nearly inhospitable, carbon choked land of crowded people and flooded states and providences. The world may become fractured in its entirety. If Mars isn’t colonized sooner, it may not even be a viable option for humanity to take refuge as it would take billions and billions upon billions of dollars to send expensive spacecraft with expensive people to maintain over a several month trip along with technology and shelter transport. This could lead to global superpowers getting impatient and desperate for resources as most lands with rich natural resource deposits will be flooded leading to potential nuclear war and the eradication of humanity as a whole, leaving only a smoldering blue dot for extraterrestrials to look at for a moment.

Hope for a better 2100.

Hot Cheeto Puffs

Probably one of the best snacks Frito Lay has ever created. Better than regular Hot Cheetos.

Billy Bob Jones: yo let me get some of those Hot Cheeto Puffs
Person 2: nah fam these are mine, fuck off

Spongiforma squarepantsii

A type of fungus named after Spongebob Squarepants due to it's sponge-like properties and similar color to the animated sponge.

Spongiforma squarepantsii is a cool ass fungus.

school gym bathroom

Even worse than regular school bathrooms. Depending on if it is an exterior gym or interior, you can expect to find crickets and other insects in:

The toilets
The urinals
The showers
The floor
All of the above
A living nightmare. Don’t even use them at your own risk unless it’s the winter. NEVER during the spring or summer.

Person 1: Yo, you hear Jimmolethew throwing up?
Person 2: Yeah, someone said he went to the school gym bathroom.