scop

in anglo-saxon society, the clan's historian. remember the book "the giver," and the old guy who remembered everything. a scop is kinda like that

bill: the scop was the clan's historian

pill: kinda like "the giver"

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happy place

place inside all of us where we are all happy and get the warm fuzzies. our happy places are insulated from the shitheads that make up just about everyone we encounter.

i'm in my happy place and i'm not mad at the world anymore!

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sat

test written solely for the purpose of making jr's and sr's in highschool miserable. has caused an entire industry focused around preparation (economic multiplier, perhaps?).

all the good colleges want to see perfect 1600s. because they suck. whoever invented the sat should be drowned in his/her own viscous slime.

holy shit i have to do good on the sat or im fucked because i'm a typical teenager who needs not know all sorts of fancy words.

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furby

electronic toy by tomy(?). the furby is simply a small, poor quality motherboard covered in fur.

the furby can "interact" with humans. you can rub his tummy (press a button there), massage his back (press a button there), yell at it (sound sensors pick up loud noises and trigger a seizure for the furby), and blind it (cover the light sensor on its head and trigger another seizure).

when a furby first starts up or gets reset, it only talks (plays predefined words) in a limited, shoddy "language" called "furbish." as time continues, the furby "speaks" english - giving the illusion that by speaking to it, you teach it english (sort of like a little child). furbies cannot learn english from you; it has preset words. however, you can buy mod chips that make it swear.

the furby is known for being one of the most annoying pieces of shit ever. however, it went through a fad period where there was unbridled buying of them.

i cut the fur off my furby and now he looks demonic. he's a lot cooler now.

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vd

Indeed, VD does mean venereal disease. There was a big deal about it in World War II, I think.

Bill: Does VD mean very dumb?
Fill: No it means venereal disease. There was a big deal about it in World War II, I think

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monet

an impressionist artist who used painted in lil splotches of paint. when ur up close 2 one of his paintings u cant tell wtf it is but when u back up some u see like a cool garden.

bill: look theres a monet painting i cant c wat it is cos im 2 far away
pill: just back up and then ull c something like a cool garden.
*both back up*
bill & pill: cooooooooool

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McDonalds

a worldwide fast food restaurant chain. they are most always conveniently located every few miles or so. very handy when going on humungous day long drives across the country.

unfortunately, while they are convenient they have very lacking sanitation. flies landing on food and shitting on it so you can eat diseased dog shit. cleaning 20 tables with one filthy rag.

ugh i think a piece of shit fell from the ceiling

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