pms

acronym for pre-menstrual syndrome. characterized by extreme anger and aggressiveness.

many girls like to use this as an excuse to be an asshole. i mean, come on, i dont have to see used pads or tampons to know that a girl physically cannot menstruate most every day.

while i understand that girls could be feeling shitty about menstrual cramps, and i understand that pms is a real thing, i think only a fucked up whore uses pms as an excuse for bitching.

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Commodore

commodore was in canada? i swear it was british considering all the games made for it.

commodore did indeed make the c64. once i had a c64. i was young and an idiot less sharp than a spoon and i got rid of it. i would do anything now for a c64.

bill: i got rid of my c64 and got $50 for it
pill: what are you an idiot c64's are awesome did u kno they were made by commodore

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frog

water and land dwelling (amphibious) creature known for being green, having long hind legs for jumping, and eating bugs by flipping out its sticky tongue at them.

the tongue of a frog is backwards compared to a human's; it is hinged toward the front of the mouth so it can lash out to get bugs. when on land they breathe through their skin.

frogs are a popular choice for dissection because while they aren't as accurate to the human anatomy as monkeys are, they are much cheaper. they are raised expressly for dissection, unlike cow eyes and fetal pigs, both of which are byproducts of the meat industry.

1. i dissected a frog in anatomy.
2. i caught a frog down at the pond!

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nerd

someone that is learning-oriented. someday us nerds will take over and all will be cool.

you get straight a+'s? you must be a nerd.

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jazz

a modern (early 1900s) music style characterized by syncopation and dissonance.

contrary to popular belief, jazz is NOT playing any note with any chord. any note played with any chord can be explained. even if it is inexplicable, it just sounds good, which is what's really important.

the cool thing about jazz is that you learn all the rules and guidelines which apply to all the other genres...then you get to break them.

giant steps, though confusing and ultimately dissonant, is a jazz standard.

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hacker

there are 2 classifications of hacker. the first is one who is innocent in his/her actions - not really destroying computers, but rather just having an extreme interest in computers. the second kind is malicious and likes to attack poor, harmless computers.

1. he's a hacker cos he spends 28 hours a day on his box
2. man, a hacker just gave me a trojan so now he's got all my vital info

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fender rhodes

a really intense, old keyboard that i want. i think its the keyboard in "money."

omg i made a synth that sounds like a fender rhodes. bah i want the real one tho.

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