Post-meeting depression

The nostalgic feeling that you experience when you meet your long-distance bestie — that’s post-meeting depression.

The moment you two divide, you may feel like the world’s about to end. But no worries, friend. Distance will be broken. You’re meant to be, no matter what.

«Hey, I just got on the train.»
«You‘re not having post-meeting depression, aren’t you?»
«Doesn’t matter. We’re all under the same sky, after all.»

swang

If someone says you’re swang, then you know they’re a keeper.

Swang is the word of friendships and unconditional love. It means “perfect, but in a badass way.”
This word will change your life for the better.

«Hey cutie, I just met Ruby Rose!»
«I love her, she’s so swang.»

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Gamma Male

The typical gamma male asserts dominance through respectfulness and sense of humour.

He's not your stereotypical greek-alphabetical male. He's sensitive and never crosses boundaries, making everyone feel safe in his presence.

He's an enjoyer of light-hearted jokes but he practises deeper humour as well. You could talk with him for hours about the Metaverse, Zuckerberg, the simulation theory, poems and such. He drinks a lot but alcohol never turns him into that drunken monster kind of guy. He's just a great man.
He probably plays Minecraft and writes poems. He underestimates himself, but it is your duty to make him feel loved.

- Hey, you've seen Nico? He's such a great guy.

- Yeah, he's a gamma male. We should start a new trend.

- Why not. The Gamma Male will take over the Sigma.

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Actual joy

The euphoric feeling you get when you realize you’ve actually seen your long-distance friend or partner.

Memories suddenly start coming to your mind, and that’a great feeling.

Oi, you’ve SEEN them!

It usually comes right after post-meeting depression.

«Just saw the photo we took yesterday. Can’t wait to see you again!»
«That’s actual joy, heh?»