Ho Chi Minh Trail

The end of the journey to getting to "Shagtown" or getting laid!

"excuse me but can I "push my rickshaw" up your Ho Chi Minh Trail?

9👍 11👎

Soiled Goods

A really pretty single mum who`s funny, intelligent and sweet. But dropped a bollock by having a mixed race child.

"she was perfect in every way, but then she got a photo from her purse and yup, you guessed it.... soiled goods"

"bummer mate!"

36👍 30👎

fairground attraction

1 = A tedious shit retro style one hit wonder band from the late 1980`s. Know for their it "Perfect"

2 = Scummy and chavvy under 16 girls that hang around the waltzers or Dodgems for a "slice of the damp" with the Gyppo pikey lads who spin the cars or park the dogems. Allways seen wearing dirty Kappa tracksuits, knackered Reebok trainers & Elizabeth Duke jewelery.

"Fuck me Chris, look at them slappers over there sitting on the Waltzer steps!"

"Aye Jim, deffo case of fairground attraction gannin on there mate"

17👍 14👎

Part Worn

1 = A second hand tyre resold for further use by another driver / rider.

2 = A girl on the pull who`s pregnant with another mans child but split from the father.

"But Andy, I love her to bits and i`ll treat the kid as my own"

"Jesus Tony, I never thought you bought part worn?"

8👍 1👎

breeding between the lines

Young single mums with mixed race kids and no father because he`s legged it off to Hackney, Brixton or any other place he can easily go to ground.

"crikey Rob, see the state of that one heaving onto the bus with the Farmfood bags and the buggy?"

"oh aye Dan, she`s been breeding between the lines for sure"

21👍 10👎

breeding between the lines

Young single mums with mixed race kids and no father because he`s legged it off to Hackney, Brixton or any other place he can easily go to ground.

"crikey Rob, see the state of that one heaving onto the bus with the Farmfood bags and the buggy?"

"oh aye Dan, she`s been breeding between the lines for sure"

40👍 29👎

Dream Academy

1 = Boring, dull and crappy student pop group from the 80`s known for their shit one off hit "life in a northern town"

2 = Military slang for the Bomb Disposal Unit of the British Army. So called because of the extreme risk of being permanently put to sleep.

" OK Sarge, SO15 have the place covered front and back, but we still need to sort that suspicious van parked over there"

"Don`t worry so the dream academy are on their way"

8👍 6👎