sawyer

Someone who frequents the plains regions of northern canada constantly searching for grizzlies to make his bitch.
Also someone who can grow the most epic mustache known to man. dont fuck with this gangsta or he'll whip out his bear moves and colorado crater your shit!
Sawyer is also an uber sensitive nice guy who enjoys poetry and oil painting.

Guy 1: Who left the dead grizzly in the living room?
Guy 2: That bear was talkin shit about sawyers little sister...big mistake!

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