cunfuzzled

when you're so confused you have to make up a word just to state how confused you really are.

guy: this question makes no sense!
girl: I know! I'm so cunfuzzled!
guy: w h a t?

burcupped

when you hiccup and burp at the same time so someone has to make up a word about the special moment.
(Inspired by HDGreat)

me: *hiccups and burps at the same time
friend: did you just hiccup and burp at the same time?

me: yes
friend: you burcupped!