oompaloompa

n. alcoholic chocoholic undersized whore; works in sweatshops disguised as candy factories, but is paid with a substantial quantity of chocolate nummy-nummies; any sort of portly person that is underpaid in their occupation and insists on bursting into songs while demeaning those around them
chocolate chocoholic dwarf midget whore candy

Shut up, you stupid oompaloompa, and get back to work!!

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cheesefap

v. To bang the Parmesan cheese shaker wildly on the table to loosen up its contents and cause the cheese to come out smoothly.

I wish I didn't have to cheesefap just to get some extra cheeseness on mah pizza!!

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