Palestined

being kicked out of one place, then going to another place that’s been there for already thousands of years and then throwing a temper tantrum when you get offered half of the place and say no so you leave and for the past 70+ years have being spreading lies abt the place and starting wars.

person 1: this person is trying to palestined me because i he got kicked out of his apartment and now he wants the apartment, i offered him half five times and he said no yet he still starts stuff.

Shoshie

Hebrew name that means rose & is short for Shoshana. Shoshie is the prettiest girl you'll ever meet. she is also super funny and has a genuine personality, she often falls for ugly ass guys but someday will meet the perfect one. you will love hanging out with her. she dresses well when she can but loves to stay in her pjs. once you meet her there's no going back you'll be obsessed with her and never try to let go. you'll love her with your whole heart and take good care of her.

friend #1: bro who r u staring at ??
friend #2: shoshie

friend #1: makes sense shes so pretty