Archibald

Archibald or otherwise known as arch is a fucking mutant and shags anything within a 4 meter radius, girls look at him and instantly turn into Niagara Falls. He’s not afraid to get into the clunge even if it smells like a tuna can. Archie the absolute pipe machine gets any bird he wants and doesn’t mind the odd digit in his arse

Don’t mess with Archibald, he may look like a spastic but he’d do you in