yodelbar

noun
a candy-bar that allows you to yodel at the top of your lungs for about 2 hours, and tastes like starbursts mixed with Swiss chocolate. The longest recorded yodel was 4 days, 3 hours, 22 minutes and 7 seconds long. 1 out of every 750 people are allergic to yodelbars.

Unfortunatley, sister ate a yodelbar at 3am and woke up my whole family.

Head-gut

verb.
to charge into someone's gut with your head, usually causing pain, especially charger has horns.

When my younger brother was wrestling me, he head-gutted me.

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