Liam Payne

do not put your hands on his body and swing that round for him, because Liam Payne is a scary scary man who hates hands
also the irrelevant one in one direction

liam payne: if you don't remove those hands there's a high likelyhood that you'll never use them again

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recruit peter

a fish in the water, very good swimmer
often mistaken for corporal edwards or lance corporal james

person 1: " wow did you see corporal edwards swim"
person 2: "that wasn't corporal edwards, that was recruit peter"