narcissurfing

Googling yourself to see where, when, and how often you show up on the Internet.

Joe: I wonder why Tom was so late to work this morning?
Tim: I guess he stayed up all night narcissurfing.
Joe: They guy is such a narcissist.

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panned

to get fucked by a panda.

The escaped panda from the zoo panned me when I least expected it.

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cuntly

Behaving in a manner befitting a cunt; bitchy to the max.

Man, your sister was being mad cuntly the other day...I wouldn't touch that bitch with a thirty-foot cattle prod.

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Gyppo

In the United Kingdom, a Gyppo is essentially a nomad. Also known as travellers, they wander from city to city across the country for a variety of reasons, some personal, some financial (no fixed address means they can easily evade local council tax). The term "Gyppo" is normally seen as a derogatory term and is used accordingly. Plural = Gyppos. Social views on Gyppos are more often than not negative, as the other reviewers on this page can demonstrate. Allegations against the traveller tribes include accusasions of vandalism, assault on local residents, litter, and a general nusiance. Also from time to time they build and entrench an organise "Traveller Camp", where local officialls and police can take some time to act to evict them from thier unlawful settlement. During this time around many traveller camps there have been complaints of noise, litter, drug deals and lewd or violent conduct towards local residents.

"That fucking gyppo is gonna get what's fucking coming to him"

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alinne

known as a brazilian name but is also used to describe a very attractive and/or sexy person.similar to the definition of "shortie"

damn alinne, you wanna chill sometime?

damn shortie, you wanna chill sometime?

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sloppy j

The act of getting a sloppy blowjob... rather than just a good ole fashioned BJ, these ones are those dirty ones.

"What the fuck... Gabby just gave me a sloppy j.. she didn't finish eating all my loads and it got all over my pecker"

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Mushing

To have no motivation to do anything. When everything feels like too much effort. To be incredibly lazy...usually after a night of drinking.

Julian: "Hey, wanna do something today?"
Steve: "Nah I'm Mushing today"

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