Florida Gaydors

A bunch of sore-losing Florida Gator fans and players, 99% of whom smoke dick and like it.

The Michigan Wolverines beat the Florida Gaydors into humiliation, that caused Tim TeBlow to regress into smoking dick for comfort.

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Venetian Sunrise

A sexual move in which, as the man is getting a boner, the woman gives him a blowjob, trying to get him to cum before his erection is in full bloom.

Barry gave me the best Venetian Sunrise ever on Friday, it was insane.

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douche fag

when you wanna call someone a douche bag but realize its overused, so you add fag at the end instead.

shut the fuck up you fucking douche fag

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spoon

1. A utensil that you use to eat food with.
2. A very fun thing to use to poke people with.
3. A weapon used to gouge out an enemy's eyes with.

I poke badgers with spoons!

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Vietnam War

Well, ill start with the Domino Theory. I said that when south vietnam would be conquered, the communism would spread. this was the basis of fighting the war.
I dont feel like going through all of the statistics and stuff, but we basically won militarily. The vietcong was practically annihilated. The North Vietnamese army was crippled. Our estimations of enemy death tolls (the media said were too high) were actually too low. we killed many more.
Effects of war: basically a "warning" so that the domino effect would not occur we may have not turned it around, but we sure as hell stopped it.

the vietnam war was fairly simple, and would have been easily a stunning victory if it had been continued for five more minutes. it was so successful anyway, thanks to G. Warren Nutter, Assistant Secretary of War of foreign affairs. he basically ran the war. --also my grandpa

communism before war--
after--
--- why it seems we lost but....
communism if we didnt fight, the year the war did end -----
--- if we kept fighting -

if you dont get that diagram, dont try to figure it out. its kinda pointless.

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Bismo

A shot consisting of 1.5 oz Peppermint Schnapps and 1.5 oz Pepto-Bismol. The tastiest variety is made with cherry flavored Pepto-Bismol.
Usually used before a night of extremely heavily drinking to prevent irregular bowel movements.

"Hey do you wanna go drink cosmos and watch sex and the city?"
"Fuck no, I'm gonna go drink some bismos."

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Droppin' the tre

Similar to dropping the duece; taking a number two and a number one at the same time; diarrhea

As Mark rushed into the restroom, he had not only peed his pants, he began droppin' the tre!

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