576

A Hungarian videogame magazine.

Did you got the new issue of 576 in the mail today?
No.
Why?
'Cause it's being made in Hungary, so I have to wait to get it...

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meh'd

Meh'd means bothered, or willing to do.

"I can't be meh'd"
"Yea i can be meh'd to go to the cinema"

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square

a cigarette

Does any of y'all got a spare square?

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kid

1. Kid, a term used to call someone you do not know. Best used when you are the superior with a higher status. Usually you look down on them when you call them kid.
2. If used for fun, after it becomes a habbit it is a good way to get peoples attention.
3. a coma, period, etc always comes after the usage of the word kid.

Yo kid, did you do last night's Phys Sci?
LoL, why did you keep calling people kid?
Because thats what you are, kid. Now show me your Phys Sci Homework.

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Balls To You

The best greeting ever. Once said by Liza Minnelli, and reviewed by Ray William Johnson, has become the most formal greeting ever.

Bob: Hey Bill, balls to you!
Bill: Thanks Bob, balls to you as well. *Tips his hat*

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swaziland

funniest named country on earth, personal favorite

the name swaziland promotes laughter and soiling urself

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christian

One who believes that the god intelligent and impressive enough to have created the beauty and mystery of life, love, and the physical laws behind our existence is the same being that is going to send most of the people that ever existed to an eternity of torturous punishment because they had the wrong ideas regarding the unknowable and unseeable make sense to them.

George W Bush is a Christian. Enough said.

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