Metronet

A pretty new all-fiber optic Internet service provider that serves Midwest Indiana and some other areas.
Also offers TV and IP Phone services too, plus some other stuff

Metronet is way better than Comcast, my internet actually works!

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Hung Cat

A very painful manuver, but worth it in the long run. u need a farely long penis to attempt such a stunt, i dont recommend doing this without a professional. u must tuck ur meat and potatoes through ur bifkin behind to ur ass whence u moon sum1 with ur yak and 2 lemmings showing along with ur chocolate starfish.

while he was drunk, teddy fish came up with the idea to give the cops that where busting the rave a hung cat

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gyote

armenian word for fag; faggot.

G7

in armenian seven is said "yote" therefore, g 7 becomes gyote

That boy is a gyote.

That boy is a fag.

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nub

A complete and utter newb, with no comprehension at all of the matter at hand, often used in IRC/asl, and the ever present Counter-Stike

New counterstrike player: Haha, my full auto silenced colt killed you!1! Im so l33t.

Pro Player: GG l4m3r nub.

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crank

A versatile term originating from students at Birch Wathen Lenox, "crank" is used to portray any given action (most commonly hooking up or smoking marijuana.) However, it can be used to describe any action, as it is all up to the user's discretion.
Alternate Variations: Crank dat (any noun/verb)

Kid 1: I got OD trees
Kid 2: Can we crank?

Kid 1: I'm so cranked

Kid 1: How long have you been trying to get with her?
Kid 2: Two weeks
Kid 1: TWO weeks and you haven't cranked!?

Kid 1: Wanna go crank?
Kid 2: Cheel, I'm good.
Kid 1: Wow, crank dat gaysha

Kid 1: We gotta be beast stealthy
Kid 2: Yea, crank dat splinter cell

Kid 1: Crank dat bathroom?

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Bushnik

An indescipherable language that was created by a drunk, (Arron "Big Bushna" manchester) in 1999 The language itself consists of nothing but bushnik, some believe the word to be an adaptation of 'bullshit'
Generally used to describe a conversation indescipherable in any language but if followed closely does actually communicate a conversation through both body language and similar sounding words.

'ala bushnik'
'ashne pilar ko neta ta balshini'
'quel e tu ne bushna bushna?'

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Camaro

yes corvettes r faster and more expensive, but they lack the style in the 1st generation camaros. 1st gen camaros are godlike. if i had to have sex with ne car it would be a 67 camaro with a 502, preferably yellow with black racing stripes, plus some dece racing slicks, made to piss pound mustangs bitch asses

Teddy:sorry dad, i wrapped ur mustang around a tree.
Dad: ah, who cares, it wasnt a camaro neway, its not like it was fast or cool. well hell, for getting rid of that pile of crap, ill raise ur allowance to 14 cents a week, u know thats all we can afford, thats y we bought the mustang instead of the camaro in the fisrt place.

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