buttered

The idea of being "butt hurt" about something, but buttered is what it sounds like if you say it fast.

Gosh, Nick is so buttered about Tim not inviting him over with everyone else.

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Peters Township

A suburb of Pittsburgh, PA. People are pretty snobby and think they are the shit, and that they are richer than they actually are. It's still pretty beat though. PTHS has an amazing student section, and pretty good sports teams. There are parties every weekend that are pretty dec. Peters kids know how to have a sweet time.

At Peters Township sporting events this is often heard:
"Our Dad's
Your Boss"

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Duty Before Booty

When you're on the job and you cannot go messing with the hot chicks around you. This is to make sure one's mind is really on the job.

Guy 1: Dude go talk to those hot chicks!
Guy 2: Man... I can't... duty before booty, you know?

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Adam Au

Adam Au is the best human being ever excised. There won't be any further explanation for that as you can find all positive words in the dictionary. All words that fit a good, kind, healthy, polite...... person can be applied in Adam's case.

Adam's friends made a poem for him :

Adam Au is the greatest,
He is the best,
Adam is genius who is blessed,
He is helpful, kind and friendly,
The finest man entirely.

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gen pop

General population a public place

I'm moving you to gen pop.

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1, 3, 5 rule

When using public bathroom, using urinals, 1, 3 and 5. No 2 and 4 just in case others come in. Never be next to another man using a urinal. Also no talking why using the bathroom.

WTF, your in 2!!
So...
1, 3, 5 rule!!!

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shlick

The onomatopoeic representation of female masturbation.

"Hey, that girl looks horny enough to shlick right now."

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