christian

One who believes that the god intelligent and impressive enough to have created the beauty and mystery of life, love, and the physical laws behind our existence is the same being that is going to send most of the people that ever existed to an eternity of torturous punishment because they had the wrong ideas regarding the unknowable and unseeable make sense to them.

George W Bush is a Christian. Enough said.

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Fk

Short for the term fuck commonly used in IRC

Fk u u fkn fgt fk.

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rogered

To get fucked by the greedy corporation selling the iphone in Canada.

Rogers in Canada announced their ridiculous priced plans effectively making the device useless for the usage Apple designed it for.

Fred: Look, Wendy that person bought the iphone.
Wendy: They got rogered, that device is for clued-out wanna-be out of touch Canadian suckers.

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horrorney

Usually a result of being whorney. It is the phenomenon of waking next to someone you find extermely appalling. sometimes it will result in a quit escape and in the worst cases vomiting. Tell tale signs are waking up somewhere you don't remember being and then looking at the person next to you and being filled with a strong feeling of terror or horror.

I opened my eyes to the ladytroll and threw up in my mouth a little. My feeling of horrorney was a direct result was last nights whornney.

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Never say Never

Another retarded "hit" made by the all too famous Justin Bieber. This movie was made to 'up' his reputation, but utterly made it worse. Honestly, this kid just looks even more fucking retarded than usual - making a biography at age 17.

Jill: OHMYGODZOMGOMGOMG JUSTIN BEBIER IS COMING OTU WITH NEVER SAY NEVER OMGZ AHHHH!! *Pants get wet*

Straight man: *Facepalm* Fucking retard.

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quebec

A PROVINCE of Canada, which it's population is (sadly) generalized as patriotic.
The Québécois (population) are not all against learning english, and do not all want Quebec to become a country.

Quebec is a beautiful province with great nature and great cities such as Montreal.

Quebecois are party and family people, kinda like italians.
Though replace the spaghetti with Poutine, and the wine with beer.

Québécois : tabarn*ck!
Stranger : Wtf is that?
Québécois : Want a beer?
Stranger : SURE!

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Condom

Anything that sorrounds the penis during any kind of sex, ussually used to keep semen out of the vagina. Comes rolled up and you gotta unroll it over your dick you moron.
makes sex less fun. makes sex less often (when you dont have it).

Condoms are for pussies!!

-Ima fuck you up!
-well you better use a condom so i dont get pregnant

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