Three O’Clock Bomb

A blue-collar factory worker who takes a massive dump and totally decimates the employee restroom right before 3 o’clock, and then punches out and heads home.

This is considered a health and safety hazard and may include the following side effects:

- nausea

- light-headedness

- sudden loss of breath

- passing out
- circulatory issues

- stalling of work

Eric: “Holy fuck. Marco dropped a three o’clock bomb that smelled so bad the compressor maintenance guy had to stop working.”

Terry: “Even his farts have been known to literally wreak havoc and clear the break table.”

Thai-handshake

A completely unorthodox, improvised and off the cuff sex act.

Andrew scored a Thai-handshake from Vivien in the bathroom at the prom after party.

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