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A penis that is smaller than the ballsack. Often equals the size of a single peanut, and a person who has the microcock has trouble masturbating, thus using the left charging port of a TI-84 Plus calculator made by Texas Instruments.
-Wow, Andy has a fuckin microcock! It's a quarter inch long!
-Yay! My microcock grew by another millimeter! I definitely have to tell everyone on my myspace.
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A caucasian person who dresses, acts, and talks "gangsta" and TRIES to freestyle. Usually are in a family (possibly Jewish) whose income is about 500 thousand dollars a year. Can be found in groups to protect each other from people they have "chedda" with. Can be found talking massive shit but can't back any of it up with words. Usually found saying "my nigga" "don't be hatin'" and/or adds izzle to every wizzle so they don't have to rhyzzle.
Example of a Conversation
Wigger #1: Ayo homie? Wuhssgooodd my nigguh?
Wigger #2: Nothing homeboy. My mom be all up in my grill cuz we only made 300 g's this year sonn...So I done told her, "don't be hatin' biatch. start participatin'" Yah feel me boi?
Wigger #1: Oh werd? Iss aiite tho. My family ain't making that much either...only got 350 g's this year. And i only got a 72 inch flat widescreen in mah b-room nah im sayin?
Wigger #2: Yeah fo sho. But we from the ghetto nah im sayin son?
Wigger #1: Fo sho nigguh. Southside Beverly Hills represent!!
Wigger #2: For shizzle my nizzle. We be up in the hizzle of southsizzle of Beverly Hizzle!!
Wigger #1: Werd up! Da BHF (gang of wiggers in Beverly Hills. Known as the Beverly Hills Family) gon' fuk up anyone who got chedda wid us son!
Wigger #2: FO SHO!! We gon cap some fools wid our gats my nigguh! (refers to their BB guns and water guns at their house.) Aiite homedawg. Im out aiite?? Peace out cubscout.
Wigger #1: Aiite son. Later skater!
Example of a "freestyle" - from an actual freestyle of a white kid from NVD in NJ.
White Kid: "Yo, yo, yo...what's that thing I see in your pocket? Is that your cock hanging out of your socket?"
Other White Kids: "OOOH DISSED!!"
Me: "Wow you guys are fucken homo...Go suck a dick, cuz u guys are fucken pricks. Oh that rhymed. Well i owned you all then you faggots.
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A person who is so gay and "FAH-LAYMING" that calling them a homo, fag, fruitcake, gayass, or any other word is not enough to describe their gayness. Therefore the adjective flaming, which means very flamboyant, is added to the noun fomr of fuck, as to insult the homosexual that is being described.
1.That boy right there is a flaming fuck.
2.Okay, you are so gay you flaming fuck. Get the fuck away from me.
3.You fucked your dad? Ew get away you flaming fuck.
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1) A ricer is ANY car that looks like it can fly because of its ridiculously huge, 6 foot long spoiler. A ricer is also ANY car that is modded out very excessively, which almost always results in, making the car look like a piece of crap. A ricer may look "cool" or "fast" but in reality, a ricer will go from 0 to 60 in 12 seconds, emphasizing the driver's ego, which also is equal to his car's spoiler in size, of thinking that his car is "fast". A ricer occasionally may have air intakes in order to cool the engine down, just in case the car reaches the speed of 35 mph.
A honda civic with a huge spoiler that causes the back of the car to sink about 3 inches, and a muffler tip that is so huge that you can fist fuck it if you wanted to. Also it may have many stickers of famous car modification companies, such as BBS or Sparco, which in reality the car itself has no products that were produced by these companies, and in fact has some bootleg cheap plastic parts from chinatown that cost $34.50 in total. These cars can be considered to be ricers, and any person that sees these ricers should scream "RICER!" as they drive by.
NOTE: Ricers cannot be determined by looks, for some cars that look like ricers actually have the performance to back up its physical appearance. And these cars are not considered to be ricers.
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