Never say Never

Another retarded "hit" made by the all too famous Justin Bieber. This movie was made to 'up' his reputation, but utterly made it worse. Honestly, this kid just looks even more fucking retarded than usual - making a biography at age 17.

Jill: OHMYGODZOMGOMGOMG JUSTIN BEBIER IS COMING OTU WITH NEVER SAY NEVER OMGZ AHHHH!! *Pants get wet*

Straight man: *Facepalm* Fucking retard.

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F.a.S.b

Fetal Attack Squad Bitches
Name given to the female members of the F.a.S

jenna jo, kelci jo, sami jo, acst...j, rika suave, zena, heyn

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coocoo

1. A clock
2. A very annoying bird
3. Someone that has heard too many coocoos in his life aka "cooc"

1. That fucking coocoo clock is getting on my nerves!

2. That Fucking coocoo bird is pissing me off!!

3. AAAHHH ooblykaaa!!! I CANT STAND IT!!!!! AAAHHHH OOOHHH EEEE AAAHHH.
-- whoa, that guys a cooc

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Kung Pow

greatest damn movie ever made, way too funny, makes me want to cry from laughing to hard. it just amazes me

"This is CNN...cnn...c...n...nnnn.."
"if youve got an ass ill kick it"
"and who do u rule, the large dark nipple people?"

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premature ejaculation

Producing the juice before you put it in the caboose

Billy premature ejaculated on his grandmothers face.

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intersexual

The now "appropriate" word for a hermaphrodite(a person born with both a penis and a vagina), after the old word became offencive.
A word that mallcore teeny boppers don't understand and makes for a very entertaining time to mess with them about it until they eventually give up and look it up.

Me: You're such a poser.
Poser: l0l no UR a POSER u POSER hermafatitde!!!22
Me: First off, I'll say that I actually idon't/i have a penis, that it's very ignorant of you to use that word as an insult, and a crappy one at that. Second off, the correct term is "Intersexual."
Poser: lol u m33n BISEXUL sT00piD!
Me: No, it's Intersexual.
Poser: l000000l das Not a WUURD LOLOLOLOLOLO!!!1!one!eleventy

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576

A Hungarian videogame magazine.

Did you got the new issue of 576 in the mail today?
No.
Why?
'Cause it's being made in Hungary, so I have to wait to get it...

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