meh'd

Meh'd means bothered, or willing to do.

"I can't be meh'd"
"Yea i can be meh'd to go to the cinema"

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brogasm

The feeling you get when you are with, or are thinking about, a large number of bros at one time. Or doing a number of extremely fratty, quasi-gay acts. When a culmination of broments arouse you to the point of a brogasm.

I just had the biggest brogasm after we all took our shirts off, sang the lyrics to 'Pour Some Sugar On Me', and chest bumped each other.

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quebec

A PROVINCE of Canada, which it's population is (sadly) generalized as patriotic.
The Québécois (population) are not all against learning english, and do not all want Quebec to become a country.

Quebec is a beautiful province with great nature and great cities such as Montreal.

Quebecois are party and family people, kinda like italians.
Though replace the spaghetti with Poutine, and the wine with beer.

Québécois : tabarn*ck!
Stranger : Wtf is that?
Québécois : Want a beer?
Stranger : SURE!

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Condom

Anything that sorrounds the penis during any kind of sex, ussually used to keep semen out of the vagina. Comes rolled up and you gotta unroll it over your dick you moron.
makes sex less fun. makes sex less often (when you dont have it).

Condoms are for pussies!!

-Ima fuck you up!
-well you better use a condom so i dont get pregnant

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Florida Gaydors

A bunch of sore-losing Florida Gator fans and players, 99% of whom smoke dick and like it.

The Michigan Wolverines beat the Florida Gaydors into humiliation, that caused Tim TeBlow to regress into smoking dick for comfort.

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Venetian Sunrise

A sexual move in which, as the man is getting a boner, the woman gives him a blowjob, trying to get him to cum before his erection is in full bloom.

Barry gave me the best Venetian Sunrise ever on Friday, it was insane.

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douche fag

when you wanna call someone a douche bag but realize its overused, so you add fag at the end instead.

shut the fuck up you fucking douche fag

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