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A Traffic Police Officer in any US CITY usually riding a BMW 1150-R motorcycle who issues tickets using a radar gun (that's all they do, no dispatch calls) and thinks he's SO bad-ass for doing so, in reality he is just pissing off other wise safe drivers who were caught speeding in his "speed traps", afterwards the motor cop brags to other "motor cops in the fraternity" over donuts and coffee, and play with each other performing tricks on their motorcycles and driving dirty in their own personal vehicles.
Mike Jo.- Man homie, would u believe this??!!
I was cruising down the block and then this motor cop on the side flags me down in my lexus for speeding and tinted windows!!
Paul W.- Shoot, dam those pigs ought to get blasted upon, doing that spit in our N-hood.
Mike Jo.- Straight up, motor cops are the worse kind of po-po in the world!!
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A very stupid word created by some Internet GEEKS/NERDS meaning "Rolling On Floor Laughing". How can they still type when they're "ROFL" ???
Mingus: I am a hacker!!! I will install a virus in your computer right now!!!
Lawonda: OK! ROFL!
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A severe, temporarily debilitating bowel condition which can have dire consequences for any and all parties involved.
E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:
1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.
E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.
Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.
There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.
1. Last night's curry gave me the worst explosive diarrhea... The toilet was a right mess.
2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad
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A course on outdated mathematics that is not necessary when a higher level of math has been reached. Its main purpose is to amplify the beauty of Calculus, where everything is so much easier thanks to the derivative.
Pre-Calculus Student: Hey, can you help me with my pre-calculus homework?
Me: No, I'm a mathematician.
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A self proclaimed genius and an actual millionaire
Adam from The Man Show or one of the hosts to LoveLine
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people are split over this word
on one side: it should be the correct spelling of entertaining
on the other hand: it is utterly wrong spelling of entertaining and isn't even useful(like lol) or fun to say or type for that matter
and last but not least it is a comment used when you are describing ur intrest in a perticler thing in a tv show you find entertainment
Bonus mening the enter tainment meets your interest
"you spelt intertaing, wrong"
that laecture on stds was so "intertaing"
the technology used in doctor who is intertaining
Brown, proud, slick, fast, smart, hard-working, caring, loving and sincere people originating from the Philippines.
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