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somewhere in between a homosexual and a metrosexual. they don't what they are.
the metromo sexual got fucked by a panda and he wasn't sure if he liked it. he was a confused.
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Wingman
A Wingman is a guy you bring along with you on singles
outings (like to bars) that helps you out with the women.
Typically in these ways :
⢠The Wingman will always be there to âoccupyâ least
attractive girl of the pair so that you may engage in the âhottyâ
⢠Often, when an attractive girl is out with an ugly friend, she often feels restricted to not leave that ugly friend alone, thus making the hot girl, un-touchable.
⢠When the wingman technique is used, both girls are
approached by the men, and the Wingman automatically
engages in conversation with the ugly girl.
⢠Now that the hot friend sees that the ugly girl has finally found a man, she is now free to start scouting.
⢠This is where you come in âunexpectidlyâ and âaccidentalyâ, and begin catching up on âold timesâ with the Wingman.
⢠The Wingman then offers the ugly girl to dance, (which
rarley happens to her) so she wont be able to resist.
Two situations may arise:
1.) She tells her hot friend to come along, in which you
automatically MUST be invited, since you know the
Wingman, and have already been introduced to the hotty.
2.) They go dance, leaving you and the hotty in for
some solid face time.
⢠At the end of the night, after you have worked your
magic, the Wingman, AND ONLY THE WINGMAN, offers
the girls to comeback to his place for a little âafter partyâ.
⢠Once everyone arrives, the Wingman âoccupiesâ the
ugly girl IN ANOTHER ROOM, leaving yourself and the
sweet sweet little hotty alone so that you can bang her, bang her like a drum....
Important note: Keep in mind that a wingman
should never be too inexperienced or he will hold
you backâ¦the Wingman should always be of equal
or greater knowledge then you.
Learning and practiceing the Wingman support system
is an unbelievable asset if done right. Your wingman is
an invaluable assistant for you so don't underestimate
the value of finding a Wingman that can work with you.
"Hey Buddy, are you gonna be my Wingman tonight?"
"I need a Wingman, ASAP!"
"If you need a Wingman, I'm here for you buddy"
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Collinsville is a town of about 26,000 about 15 minutes east of St. Louis. It is considered to be a suburb of St. Louis and part of the IL metro area. It is one of the only places in the nation where you can find every stereotype in the same town. There are rich snobs, country clubs, complete ghetto, trailer parks, projects, white-collar neighborhoods, blue-collar neighborhoods, farmers, and rednecks. In high school, the diverse atmosphere leads to groups forming and regularly engaging in "Gangs of New York" style fighting. You find similar people to yourself, get as drunk as possible, and meet in a field for a huge public melee. These fights were usually recorded and then played during class the next day for the entertainment of students and teachers alike. One thing they all have in common is that everyone begins drinking by the eighth grade at the latest. Most are well into the late stages of alcoholism before graduation from high school. This carries on into adulthood where that annual Italian Fest celebration floods mainstreet with massive amounts of drinking and public urination.
What used to be one of the most competitive sports high schools in the nation has become one of the worst. This is due to a lack of motivation from male athletes stemming from the girls preferring to sleep with drug addicts. This leads to built up frusttration and thus, more drunken fighting. Sometimes people chill out and go on back road trips or "BRT's" where they cruise country roads and smoke lots of pot. There is a large Wigger population. Some grow out of it, the rest go to jail. Other than all that it's a pretty sweet place to live. We keep it real.
Oh yeah, and there's some ancient Indian Burial Mounds and the worlds largest Catsup Bottle.
"You better give them your beer dude, or these Collinsville dudes are going to kick your ass and take it anyway."
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a woman who raises a man's cock
Man: Are you a farmer?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because you raise one helluva of a cock.
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get drunk, get high, pop a bean, do a line or two
same as above, man go head and bite down made popular by boyz n da hood rap group
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1.) An American citizen of both Italian and American descent
2.) An American citizen that can trace his/her heritage back to both Italy and to the colonies of the United States
An Italian-American has both Italian and American blood. The term Italian-American, as well as other hyphenations in America, is commonly used to signify an American citizen of Italian descent. However, according to international standards, this is incorrect. A true Italian-American is of both Italian and colonial American descent.
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