monica

the sexiest woman on the planet. never see her without peeing your pants. cant help but pop one when you look at her. always laughing and has a smile that makes you poop your pants. but you gotta love her :D

DAMN!!!! look at that sexy monica over there. she is the sexiest woman on the planet. never see her without peeing your pants. cant help but pop one when you look at her. always laughing and has a smile that makes you poop your pants. but you gotta love her :D

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hobosexual

A person who is in high school but looks like they are 40 years old. They generally wear the same jacket everyday, ripped sweatpants, and rarely shave or get their hair cut;giving them the appearance of a hobo.

Yo Dave is such a hobosexual.

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the jam

A British three peice mod revival band from the 70's and 80's.

The Jams most famous song is probably A Town Called Malice.

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vaginocracy

A workplace, or any large group, consisting entirely of women.

"Poor Bob. I mean, his new job pays well but he works in an utter vaginocracy."

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coffee and cigarettes

The Official Smoker's Daily Breakfast of Champions!!
Coffee and Cigarettes, sure make a STIMULATING BREAKFAST, that for sure Really gets me up in the morning!!!

Right After waking up in morning,
Paul has Coffee and Cigarettes For Breakfast
and nothing else.......
Tony the Smoking Tiger- Doesn't that sound Grrrrreat?!!, ak,ak cough cough!!!!

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bobaddict

a person who is addicted to drinks that contain boba, a dark tapioca pearl

I am a certifiable bobaddict since I can't go without milk tea with boba for more than a day.

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motor cop

A Traffic Police Officer in any US CITY usually riding a BMW 1150-R motorcycle who issues tickets using a radar gun (that's all they do, no dispatch calls) and thinks he's SO bad-ass for doing so, in reality he is just pissing off other wise safe drivers who were caught speeding in his "speed traps", afterwards the motor cop brags to other "motor cops in the fraternity" over donuts and coffee, and play with each other performing tricks on their motorcycles and driving dirty in their own personal vehicles.

Mike Jo.- Man homie, would u believe this??!!
I was cruising down the block and then this motor cop on the side flags me down in my lexus for speeding and tinted windows!!

Paul W.- Shoot, dam those pigs ought to get blasted upon, doing that spit in our N-hood.

Mike Jo.- Straight up, motor cops are the worse kind of po-po in the world!!

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