tout

1. someone who purchases tickets for an event then sells them on at a much larger price at the "entrance to the event" or on ebay.

2. someone who purchases any spare tickets you have for a fair price then event "at the entrance" then sells them on at a unfair price.

see also scalper

guy1 "there sold out ill just get it on ebay"
guy2 "from a tout are you mad just think you would probably have a ticket at the right price if it wasn't for that ass hole."

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muffin

1. a soft, moist, delicious, breakfast (or snack); the best food in the world, not to be confused with "english muffin"

2. Heavenly food

1. "Hey, Tony! Get me a blueberry muffin!"
2. "I will get a muffin one day."

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Boner

Boner means an erected pennis.
It's called like that because it reminds a bone when it's hard.

John was watching to much porn in his computer, so he got a boner.

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power bottom

Gay Male Term. Dominant Bottom. While a bottom is usually submissive to his partner, a power bottom enjoys maintaining control over the top and/or the penetration, the normally dominant role in gay male sex. Power bottoms supposedly have skilled tongues. (They give the best blow jobs fellatio and rim jobs analingus.)

Rob is a skilled power bottom in bed.

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salad muncher

noun. a vegetarian, especially one with strong views about the environment

She hugs trees n that. You know the type; a proper salad muncher

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Republican

An ignorant rich people's political party. Some are retarded and most are bribed. If you vote for this political party, you're either a retard, a redneck, a person who hates technology, a religious extremist, the grandson of a Confederate soldier, old, rich, a middle-class hater, evil or Satan.

Republicans are against choice, abortions, freedom of speech, smart people, gun control, drug control, the environment, peace and prosperity. The only thing they do support is the Iraq war, a multi-trillon-dollar wasted effort, and religious lies.

The Republicans passed another bullshit bill.

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falafel blumpkin

A person of jewish origin enjoying a blumpkin whilst reading reading a copy of the economist.

"Oi gavalt, last week I got this amazing falafel blumpkin from your mother"

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