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Typical Northwest Chicago Suburb. Wealthy enough to look down on other suburbs (especially Mundelein), while still believing they are "down to earth" because they are not as rich as Lake Forest. Residents will often remind you that Libertyville is better than your town, often followed up with "we don't do THAT in Libertyville, we do it THIS way." The guys are the cookie cutter Dave Matthews band followers. They wear expensive sandals, sporting a $50 haircut made to look "shaggy", smoking lots of pot, and claiming to be hippies while being die-hard republicans without really knowing why or following politics. The girls are devastatingly sheltered, but think they understand racism because "there was a black kid that went to my high school". They can be heard saying, "we like totally have minorities too just like anywhere else. Like my doctor is totally Indian and my psychiatrist is Chinese or something."
"Oh my GOD, you would NEVER see that in Libertyville!"
The response to any frustration in life. Gumby can be blamed for anything, and everything. The ultimate response.
*Gets an F on finals*
Guy: FUCK YOU GUMBY
Wife: I'm leaving you.
Husband: Ahhh FUCK YOU GUMBY
*Gets owned in Call of Duty*
Player: FUCK YOU GUMBY
A cock deflector is a female that is 1)a definite eye sore but also 2)someone that is repulsive in every sense of the word. They cannot maintain conversation or flirt in a manner that is normal. Rather, they try and acquire anything with a cock. Lastly, 3)They are dirty and probably spread STI's. Essentially, cock deflectors make guys (owners of cocks) run in the opposite direction, whenever they approach.
Man, that is bitch needs to get off my ass. What a fuckin cock deflector.
The sexual attraction to elderly women with wrinkled skin and grey pubic hair. Wanting to have sexual acts with an old grandma.
I want to fuck that 90 year old bitch, therefore I have grandmaphilia.
To fake someone out. To lead someone on and then to immediately decline an ending.
You: Yo i was with this hot piece of ass last night.
Me: Really? Who was it?
You: Psyche! Like i could get with a hot piece of ass?!
v. When a guy at a urinal has unzipped his fly but cannot extract his penis from his underwear, and keeps dipping his fingers in in attempt to pull it out
1. Boy 1: Damn that guy is taking a long time pissing.
Boy 2: He's probably just penis fishing
2. That guy is either jacking off in the urinal or he's penis fishing.
The beltless trenchcoat that Frank Costanza invented and made a living off of selling. Mentioned in the episode "The Raincoats".
Kramer: "You recognize this?"
Shop keeper: "I sure do. That's The Executive."