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ri-ley-shuh n-ship ter-er-ist
An individual(s) who under no circumstances can be happy for ones that have a good relationship and feel the need to come out of their sleeper cell to reign their terrorist acts against those in love.
These Relationship Terrorist are highly skilled in the art of sabotage and deceit. They are motivated and dedicated to their cause as they take the daring role in our society posing as best friends and/or relatives. Fueled by their own misery of a failing relationship, there is little that can stop these cunning beings. They are known to go to great lengths to fabricate stories and twist reality to the ones they prey on. The Relationship Terrorist then sits back and watch in glee after they ignite the fuse to the atomic bomb set forth at the soft underbellies of the unsuspecting relationship goers. The end goal of the Relationship Terrorist is to create a holocaust of all good relationships that have a future.
Please beware and exercise great caution as these insurgents have infiltrated and taken refuge in the Palm Beach County area (Boca Raton/ Delray Beach is known to be the epicenter of their operation).
How is your girlfriend?
She left me and now I am walking the cliffs of suicide because some Relationship Terrorist decided to drop a nuke on our smoke pit of loveâ¦.
Ohâ¦they got you too?
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Also known as AAA, a very very angry asian who can't contain his anger towards white people.
The opposite of the KKK who committed racist hate towards black people, the AAA is a cult of asians within the midlands in the UK who commit racial crime and terrorism towards the white.
Rakesh you angry angry asian stop hitting Thomas!!
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A man who attempts to penetrate a young lady in her posterior erogenous cavity, but encounters feces.
Dude I was totally hittin that shit, but I got poop dick. Oh well.
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In conversation, the dual flexing of the index and middle finger of both hands, to signify the presence of scare quotes. Used ad nauseam by 'pretentious' and ostensibly 'intelligent' university students, to advertise their 'superior morals' and 'erudition'.
Using air quotes in this example is, like, so 'post-modern'.
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WOW everyone uses the "smart" definition. it means N O I S E you fucking retards
creek errk creek errk
-honey, uhh, why, uhh, is, uhh, the bed, uhh, making, uhh, that, uhh, sound, uhh
-uhh, i, uhh, dont, uhh, know, uhh
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An obscure but very affective means of swatting a flying insect. One uses two chopsticks to grind said flying bug into a hard surface.
Dude Xobe that bug, its starting to piss me off!
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