Wolf

The ancestor of our dog, the carnivorous wolf is also related to animals such as the coyote, fox, and dingo. Wolves are endangered, but humans are beginning to open their eyes to previous mistakes and helping wolves make a comeback. Wolves live in packs with a hierarchy, consisting of the only mating pair, the alpha male and female, followed by the beta pair to take over in case something happens to the alpha(s). The lowest in rankings are the omega. Omegas eat last and can be treated very poorly.
Wolves generally hunts rabbits, deer, elk, and sometimes moose. There has never been a recorded attack on a human by a healthy wolf in North America. Myths with wolves may have arisen when humans in witnessed wolves eating the corpses of other humans, who died of other causes. Upon sight of humans, most wolves will run.
There are many types of wolves, including grey wolves (canis lupus) and red/Mexican wolves (canis rufus).

How's that for helping with your report on wolves?

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wenzeled

1. Defrauded by an Internet seller.
2. Publicly outed as fraudulent person of low character.

"Hey, wanna buy some bran new gears for your truck?"
"LOL ok, here's $115"
"Now I want $140 for used gears out of my 2WD truck"
"Oh snap! I just got wenzeled!"

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bisque

A polite way of calling a loved one a bitch; A lesbian female dog.

Joey was acting like a son-of-a-bisque last night, at Daniel's party!

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hung like a gorilla

A veiled insult. A gorilla's penis is only approximately 1.25 inches long when erect.

Man: Are you sure I'm big enough for you...?
Woman: BAYBAY don't worry you be hung like a GORILLA!

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driving range

The location just below a nice young woman or nasty crackwhore's vagina. So named because as you repeatedly drive into said person with your purple headed warrior the testes or balls are smacked onto the area below the vagina or axe wound. As the balls are being driven onto this area of the body it is quite logical to call it the driving range.

I was fucking your mom last night and I can garuntee her driving range is sore becuase I have balls or brass.

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tit licker

one who licks tit; most likly a chicks tit

i want you to be my tit licker

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switzered

The act of inheriting something so good that you would need to be a complete fucking moron to fuck it up. Derived from the paper coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Barry Switzer.

George's being a complete fucking jackass was masked by the fact that they switzered him into the Presidency and sorounded him with the finest political minds of the last century.

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