Pakistani Shower

To use the shower instead of toilet paper after defecating

Jeffery didn't have any toilet paper in his house, Sheila hadn't gone to the store, so he made a split-second decision to take a Pakistani shower, that would clear away the dingle berries.

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love nugget

The small mosrel of poo eaten during a rim-job. Usually pops out when reciever of rim-job orgasms

Tim was Giving Kraig a rim-job, and as Kraig screamed in ectasy Tim ate his love nugget.

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Amaterasu

The main goddess of the Shinto religion. Sun goddess.

Legend says that Amaterasu blessed the first emperor of Japan with a ruby (I think o.O I'm a bad Shinto *sighs*)

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Sexy

Sexy is defined as Proportional. Every body part is proportional to the rest of the other body parts.

eg. Eyes are the right length part. (not too close and not too far apart). If your nose is big, it pays to have big eyes and big lips then its still proportional but if your eyes are big and you have a tiny nose and tiny lips, its not proportional.

If you wondering whether your sexy or not, are your body parts and facial parts proportional to the rest. If yes you are sexy.

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muffin

1. a soft, moist, delicious, breakfast (or snack); the best food in the world, not to be confused with "english muffin"

2. Heavenly food

1. "Hey, Tony! Get me a blueberry muffin!"
2. "I will get a muffin one day."

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Boner

Boner means an erected pennis.
It's called like that because it reminds a bone when it's hard.

John was watching to much porn in his computer, so he got a boner.

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montreal

Montreal is a wonderful city full of action and a great history.

Although Montreal's sucess is fairly recent, the city has been alive for hundreds of years. It's been THE place in Quebec everybody wants to visit.

The action in Montreal is absolutely unbelievable. You could visit Montreal for a few days and feel like you've lived a totally different life while spending your time there.

Probably the only city in the province of Quebec to hold as many subcultures and different lifestyles.

The Arts and Media are highly developed there, too. Fashion and Art shows, great musicians, television shows, comedians.

The Montreal Jazz Festival is probably the city's biggest event of all time. Every year, hundreds(if not thousands) of musicians from all over the world travel to perform, or to watch. It's not just Jazz music, it's always very diverse. I strongly recommand it.

And as for the party times of Montreal, well, y'know the reputation.
Sex drugs and rock n roll.
Don't forget the clubs
Goth, Metal, Punk, House and RnB, They have all the types of clubs.

Drinking age : 18 Years
People drink : In parks.
Cops : Too drunk to notice.

Kid #1 : I just got back from Montreal!
Kid #2 : No wonder your hair is now green

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