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bisque

A polite way of calling a loved one a bitch; A lesbian female dog.

Joey was acting like a son-of-a-bisque last night, at Daniel's party!

by urban dictionary July 11, 2008

23πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


hung like a gorilla

A veiled insult. A gorilla's penis is only approximately 1.25 inches long when erect.

Man: Are you sure I'm big enough for you...?
Woman: BAYBAY don't worry you be hung like a GORILLA!

by urban dictionary February 11, 2012

25πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


driving range

The location just below a nice young woman or nasty crackwhore's vagina. So named because as you repeatedly drive into said person with your purple headed warrior the testes or balls are smacked onto the area below the vagina or axe wound. As the balls are being driven onto this area of the body it is quite logical to call it the driving range.

I was fucking your mom last night and I can garuntee her driving range is sore becuase I have balls or brass.

by urban dictionary February 25, 2005

15πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


tit licker

one who licks tit; most likly a chicks tit

i want you to be my tit licker

by urban dictionary April 16, 2003

50πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


switzered

The act of inheriting something so good that you would need to be a complete fucking moron to fuck it up. Derived from the paper coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Barry Switzer.

George's being a complete fucking jackass was masked by the fact that they switzered him into the Presidency and sorounded him with the finest political minds of the last century.

by urban dictionary January 24, 2004

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Collinsville

Collinsville is a town of about 26,000 about 15 minutes east of St. Louis. It is considered to be a suburb of St. Louis and part of the IL metro area. It is one of the only places in the nation where you can find every stereotype in the same town. There are rich snobs, country clubs, complete ghetto, trailer parks, projects, white-collar neighborhoods, blue-collar neighborhoods, farmers, and rednecks. In high school, the diverse atmosphere leads to groups forming and regularly engaging in "Gangs of New York" style fighting. You find similar people to yourself, get as drunk as possible, and meet in a field for a huge public melee. These fights were usually recorded and then played during class the next day for the entertainment of students and teachers alike. One thing they all have in common is that everyone begins drinking by the eighth grade at the latest. Most are well into the late stages of alcoholism before graduation from high school. This carries on into adulthood where that annual Italian Fest celebration floods mainstreet with massive amounts of drinking and public urination.
What used to be one of the most competitive sports high schools in the nation has become one of the worst. This is due to a lack of motivation from male athletes stemming from the girls preferring to sleep with drug addicts. This leads to built up frusttration and thus, more drunken fighting. Sometimes people chill out and go on back road trips or "BRT's" where they cruise country roads and smoke lots of pot. There is a large Wigger population. Some grow out of it, the rest go to jail. Other than all that it's a pretty sweet place to live. We keep it real.

Oh yeah, and there's some ancient Indian Burial Mounds and the worlds largest Catsup Bottle.

"You better give them your beer dude, or these Collinsville dudes are going to kick your ass and take it anyway."

by urban dictionary February 14, 2008

806πŸ‘ 148πŸ‘Ž


farmer

a woman who raises a man's cock

Man: Are you a farmer?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because you raise one helluva of a cock.

by urban dictionary November 2, 2005

454πŸ‘ 308πŸ‘Ž