awkward turtle

A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend.

"Dog, today carver asked laura to the dance, and she turned him down in front of like 50 people."
"What'd you do?"
"We had to bust out the awkward turtle"

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tit curtain

A shirt that, although intended to hide the cowness of pregnancy or fatness by draping what appears to be a curtain over the tits, is now, for some unknown reason, trendy on sexy females as well.

Coined by Maddox - "R.I.P. my boner"

"There's a reason pregnant women wear tit curtains, and it's because it usually looks good on them in lieu of a beekeeper outfit."

Go wear something that is less likely to turn men gay.

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The Great Gazoo

derived from a mistaken pronunciation of the last name "Gazo" which developed into the nickname of superb hockey player in Grand Valley, Ontario named Nik Gazo

"Another great performance by the Great Gazoo"

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Vagina

my breakfast

This morning I ate my gf's vagina.

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duct tape

The solver of all of lifes problems. It will fix ANYTHING, even your love life.

Much like Google, duct tape is God

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normalcy

basically, this word is what the other people have said, but it was not invented by Bush, it was invented by Warren G. Harding.

Warren G. Harding is a President
G. Warren Nutter is my grandfather

ooooo... similarity

i have to say the word normalcy to be accepted, so there.

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Felicious

Felicious is short for, "Fucking Delicious".

As an instant-food loving geek, I thought the hot pockets were uber felicious.

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