spiced cider

When an individual pours the beverage of choice down the shaft of their standing partner's erect penis. Said person then drinks the beverage as it drips off the balls.

Bobby: "No offense, dude, but your breath smells like balls."

Billy: "Sorry, man. I had some spiced cider this morning."

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hot cider

The act of drinking a warm beverage after it is poured down your standing partner's butt crack.

Terry: "Why are you walking so funny?"

Billy: "My life partner wanted some hot cider last night, so I obliged."

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snow shovel

The act of ejaculating into a spoon and force feeding it to your partner.

Bob: "Hey dude. Why is your girl so pissed at you?"

Tommy: "She was wondering what I was doing with a spoon while I was banging her last night. Then I gave her a snow shovel."

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